The Hilarious Motorola Edge 50 Pro: A Masterpiece of Overstatement
Motorola recently unveiled its latest smartphone, the Edge 50 Pro, in a grand event in India. The company spared no expense in hyping up this device, claiming it to be the epitome of smartphone perfection. Let’s dive into the comical world of the Motorola Edge 50 Pro and see if it lives up to the hype.
The ‘Premium’ Design
Motorola boasts about the Edge 50 Pro’s design, describing it as a work of art. They talk about the ‘gorgeous unibody design’ and the ‘premium materials’ used. In reality, it’s just another smartphone with a fancy back case that may or may not survive a drop in the water. The moonlight pearl variant, with its ‘super smooth acetate finish,’ sounds more like a dessert than a phone color.
The ‘Innovative’ Display
The Edge 50 Pro features a 6.7-inch pOLED display with a 144Hz refresh rate. Motorola claims it’s the world’s first smartphone with a Pantone-validated display. Because, you know, we all need our phone displays to be Pantone-certified. Who needs accurate colors when you can have Pantone validation?
The ‘Groundbreaking’ Camera
Motorola goes all out with the camera setup on the Edge 50 Pro, touting it as Pantone-validated photography hardware. Apparently, this phone can capture the ’near-accurate skin tone’ of your pet dog. Because what’s more important than your dog looking good in photos, right?
The ‘Revolutionary’ Battery and Charging
With a 4,500mAh battery and 50W wireless charging, the Edge 50 Pro promises to last all day and charge in less than an hour. Unless, of course, you spend your entire day binge-watching TV shows and movies, in which case you’ll need a power bank the size of a brick.
The ‘Cutting-Edge’ Connectivity
Motorola brags about the Edge 50 Pro supporting 15 5G bands, Wi-Fi 6, and Bluetooth 5.4. Because who doesn’t need 15 different 5G bands on their phone? You never know when you might travel to a place with band number 16.
Final Verdict
Motorola’s Edge 50 Pro is a classic example of overhyped marketing. While it may have some decent features, the exaggerated claims and hyperbole surrounding this device make it more of a comedy act than a serious smartphone contender.
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